More times than I care to think about I've been caught by people so sensitive about where I'm looking when I'm spacing out.

Warped Reality. Great comic. Go read it. Later, not now.

This was a running that started in 2003 when Toni Bell explained to Mega Man what makes a woman a lesbian.
You know the old line, wants to make mad passionate love to that woman over there. "I'm a lesbian too!"

I think my brother pulled something similar on me when I was a kid.